Scott

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NEVER

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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jgkbk,mn

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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make me a sandwich!

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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women's rights

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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