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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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women's rights

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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your fat

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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France never surrender.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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