You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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