Global Warming.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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CHEEZECAKE

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Winking at old people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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