- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

An iguana walks out of a bar

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A fish walks into a bar

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Rick Perry.

Women's rights

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

kennah campion... being nice

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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