Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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