What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

batman farted so hes retarded

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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