- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Who is big and stupid My brother

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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