- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Antijokes...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How about that airline food?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A man goes to the potty.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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