Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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