- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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