- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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