- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Your mom.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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