Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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