- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What is funnier than 24 69

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

eoin burgin is fat

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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