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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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