- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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