Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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poopoo

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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