- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

that wall over there ->

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

kennah campion when she talks

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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