- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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