- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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