Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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