- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

quantum physics?

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

SHUT UP JP

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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