Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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