- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

rent a cops

I enjoy Popcorn

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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