- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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