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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

WNBA

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Men's rights

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Justin Bieber.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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