What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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