- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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