- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

wanna hear a joke womens rights

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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