If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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