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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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