- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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