Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock Knock Who's there

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Granny porn!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock knock Come in

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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