- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

an emo girl walked into a white room

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

okay so theres this guy.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A man died.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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