- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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