Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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