Grace Ackerson

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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