- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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