- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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