- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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