Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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