What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

you see theres this guy.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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