- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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