Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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