- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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