- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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