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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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