- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

boobs!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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