It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

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