- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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