- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

knock knock go away

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Steve Jobs is alive.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What has two legs? Half a cat

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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