- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

tea with milk?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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