- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Your mom.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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