- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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