- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How about that airline food?

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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