What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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whats a joke

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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