- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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