- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Good job, son.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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