Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Guest what in the butt

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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#Getweird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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