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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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