- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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