What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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