Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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A man died.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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