- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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