- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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