whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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