- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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