- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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