tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

this website is a bad joke

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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