What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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