What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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