- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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