Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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