What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

black chicken. kfc

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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