- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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