- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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