roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what came first the chicken or the chips

I think everybody should have a penis.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Charlie Sheen is winning

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