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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Golf.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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